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[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago

Western leftists discussing socialism:

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] HarneyToker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I get the joke, but I paid $200 for Logic, MainStage, and a host of other Apple programs on my Mac all bundled that I use as my main source of income, and they have updated for free for the past 8 years. When I bought a new machine, I was able to use the license on both machines. I can even load those programs onto other Macs without paying extra. I made all of that money back after selling just 1 composition. The OS is also free to update, even through major updates, unlike Windows.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thanks for reestablishing the truth, as uncomfortable as it may be. Windows is free now too, at least the update from whatever to 11 was

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Since 1992 I think I have paid for Windows as often as for WinRAR.

Yar.

(I use WinRAR btw)

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Not if you account for the almost arbitrary hardware restrictions that have axed most existing systems. Even those that weren't that old.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 1 day ago

Ah, yes. I didn't realize because I own a top of the line system for work. But that's true. Something to do with new bootloaders or something

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Shockingly MacOS now supports hardware thats almost as old as the hardware Windows 11 25H2 supports. Now the requirements on the Windows side are Intel 8th Gen or newer or AMD Ryzen 2000 or newer (with some snapdragon chips thrown in there), meanwhile MacOS still supports the M1 which is at this point almost six years old.

(unless this is a refrence to how Apple used to charge for updates which they havent done for a very long time)

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Intel 8th gen is almost a decade old though, those few years make a difference

Fortunately though Linux supports the hardware the cavemen were using /j

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Nah, 486 support was recently dropped.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 100 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You know I've never heard of a single temple os vulnerability

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't have a vulnerability when the entire os is already wide open with no security

[–] dracs@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

Security enforcement is left as an exercise for God.

[–] Klox@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago

If God put them there then they are features.

[–] bigbangdangler@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Only because it's God's chosen. Once He finally switches to Linux then Temple will fall.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

Air gapped by design

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Windows hasn't had a vuln in... do we measure that in seconds, or minutes?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

VPM (vulnerabilities per minute).

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have they added copilot to the lock screen yet?

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just waiting for them to add copilot to the "ease of access tools" which in turn runs as NT Authority System in the lockscreen.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

CoPilot with admin access must exist already. If not, it will exist.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago

"Clinton lied about a blowjob? Fuck this, I'm voting for the pedophile rapist!"

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 29 points 2 days ago

2026 is the year of the NetBSD desktop

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Just make sure you encrypt--

You know what, nevermind on that one...

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

You can almost hear a few million knees jerking in unison.

[–] M33@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yes please, I’m ready 😎🍿🍺