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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Someone please give the record player a tap - the record's stuck and I don't even like this tune.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

Careful, it might advance to the part where he actually does it.

[–] mech@feddit.org 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you think he still remembers he's said this before?

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago

remember: you have dementia

Who keeps putting these stupid notes in all my shit?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago
[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Onion just cannot compete

Not sure how they still make payroll at this point in the administration.

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 5 points 3 days ago

Didnt they already called that bluff?

[–] monkeyman76@fedinsfw.app 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want peace so badly I'll burn everything to the ground to get it!

What a moron.

[–] Insayn@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago

Pathetic LOSER behavior

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

When can we catapult this idiot into the sun? I can’t really tolerate any more of this absolute nonsense.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

and every buthole!