The Ultimo

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Extremely bizzare word salad / stream-of-conciousness esque shitposting. Completely ironic and performative. Describe your community to visitors. Yes. I shall. It is currently the 12th of Janurary 2026 and this fucking bird keeps staring into my soul, it looks like it is about to screech at the top of its lungs any second. Gold help us all.

I'M WATCHING YOU!

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the poo monkey (lemy.lol)

submitted 5 months ago by Nizmo@lemy.lol to c/the_ultimo@lemy.lol

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poo monkey is funny he clap with poo in hand it funny poo sex lol nah they hase sex never have sex with any monkey women got smile they monkey stop laughting with poo in hand

he kill with the poo monkey he will kill her with the poo monkey nah he will kill her with the poo monkey

big fat black kitty cat

and the poo monkey because the monkey bad sex me when the cat come and steal from her house

why is the poo monkey so funny

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