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First door should be La-z-boy
i feel like this disrespects his love of guyliner. his eyes don't pop enough.
We should encourage more one on one time between P and VP. Let's see how the trend goes. It's the only responsible thing we can do as researchers.
He's the king Midas of shit
I thought that was his boss. Maybe he's king in waiting of shit, prince of shit? Okay I got nothing good but perhaps he's the grave maker.
They didn't even say "thank you!"
The pope and the Iranian regime are both religious zealots, of course they aren't going to take it well if someone shows up and nonchalantly fucks their couch. And would you vote for a president who entertained someone who came over just to fuck a couch as a state guest?
those persian ottamans and couches must be heaven for him.
This guy seems like such a joke, but I fear he will not disappear into obscurity any time soon.
Exactly 10 years ago, Trump was a joke.
He could be the new Dan Quayle. No one knows where he ended up, and importantly, no one cares.
Dan Quayle may have saved US democracy by advising Pence to do his fucking job and certify the election .
"Saved" might be too strong of a word
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Feared by people and couches alike.
He should use this power for good. We'll have to trick him into doing it, probably...
I thought his name was REEK
The J stands for Jinxed
And I always thought J.D. was a warning and stood for "Jizzes into your Divan".
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If you really look at it, trump is the one sending him and vance is just a yes man. This is trump's streak.
Streak indeed. A sticky streak of bodily fluids on the couch of everyone he visits.
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the charisma of gonorrhea!
Yeah, and it's on the couch cushion
I'm getting the feeling that JD might not be a very talented politician.
You're not looking at it from the right direction.
If you look at it from the perspective of 'do what daddy Peter tells you to do' he is reasonably talented.
Pope died??!
The previous one, Pope Francis, not the current one, who is Pope Leo XIV.
Meet the new pope. Same as the old pope.
But not the old pope we don’t talk about.
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Come visit Serbia next, please
I believe it's called incompetence.
death made him one of his reapers.
I'm in Ohio and felt this dude was slimy from the second I saw him. I don't like Trump either. And yet Democrats can't offer us good options either. God I hate FPTP two party voting.
The Vance effect…much like the kiss of death in the godfather movie.
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
Oh wow he can call uav recon
I believe he gets setup to fail by Trump. 3 terms and a movie. He was also asked/forced to say the line "Iranian nuclear vest suicide bombers in supermarkets", and was told by Israel to fail the Iran peace talks midway through.
They never said thank you.
Whatever’s normal.
The Political Grim Reaper.
It's like Trump set out to prove how incompetent Vance is before he runs for president. Next he'll send Rubio on a series of challenges to prove what a loser he is.
Then Trump can say, "Well, I tried to give these guys a chance to prove themselves, but they failed at everything. Looks like I'll just have to stick around for another term."
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