this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Violet licks other people's armpits though, that's her thing. People don't lick hers.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 28 points 4 weeks ago

I mean... if she asked nicely...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

wait it's armpits? that girlfriend who taught me it was eyeballs has so much to answer for

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 29 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember, being horny is one of your most important human rights. Anyone who tries to stop you is your enemy.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Some one to fuck over?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 weeks ago

yay, a violet08 reference!

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Careful I might eat you ;0

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bricked@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Preferrably all bricked up

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 weeks ago

I don't know what this is about but I just finished making a batch of shlongrolls for my lunches this week. They're like egg rolls, you scramble some egg and stuff it into your foreskin and surprise a special woman or man at work with a tasty snack.

[–] veekz@infosec.pub 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hate to ask, but who has a real quick tl;dr?

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 34 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

A week or two ago, a new poster, violet08, started posting memes wherein she described or implied her being horny in the shitpost community where most posts were eye-rolling takes. Since then, a surprising number of the memes posted in our old shitpost community have been memes or mere statements pasted on semi-fitting pictures that describe or imply being horny, and after a time, chippy and now hemorrhoids have posted many horny bearing things of note. Also, violet deleted her account and made a new one during this.

The people replying to said memes are like an 80/20 split of people who are laughing or masturbating to the horny posts, and people who are saying violet is a 50 year old man, a psyop, etc.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

Justice for violet08

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

She had been around before on an older account and remade a new one.

I for one appreciate the horny shakeup.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

as an approaching 50 year old mannish person who is just enjoying joking about it, it has been fun

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bricked@feddit.org 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

hey, you're up!

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

aww I'm not here, though I do mainly post stuff in 196 lol

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I feel left out :(

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

C U M posting and antiboyotic pilled

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 2 points 4 weeks ago

Horny revolution

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Which ones etc.? That one I dont recognize

[–] bricked@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's short for et cetera. It represents everyone I didn't explicitly mention