I'm an emotionally distraught wizard that could use the emotional support of a group of witches. I wouldn't even make it weird. I'd wash the cauldron and goblets when needed.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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I only have me and a cat in the coven right now, but I can make hot cocoa and listen to how wizard magic is different than witch magic while I knit you up some nice mittens (they have protection magic in them!)
If you knit me something I'm going to break down and cry while pondering my orb.
Crying in da ~~club~~ orb
I haven't finished anything in awhile, so that might be a sticking point, but I have lots of unfinished projects!
Never wash the cauldron!!
I can do that.
Our precious patina
Its Cast Iron!!!
Oh you’d only have to was one thing: my itchy, witchy slitchy
as one of the few guys in my feminist queer group, i feel exactly like that
this is what it feels like to hang out with "crazy" alt girls
honestly, the healthiest and more wholesome friend group I've been in.
all covens should get a wizard. they reduce infighting by 33%
adding more wizards doesn't increase this value. its hard coded.
Bullshit, as the wizard in my coven, I'm the drama stirrer around.
Someone has to spice up covens with drama, and there's no reason why the wizard can't do that.
your individual drama stat is just way higher than the flat modifier
spice wizard
Have you read about the monkeysphere? I think every monkeysphere/coven needs a shit stirrer and that role can rotate. It's you right now! Hooray! Not only is it a fun role, you kind of get to decide what the group does.
never heard it called "monkeysphere".
But yes, shitstirrers have a vital function in group dynamics.
every man just wants to be one of the girls, right? (right!?)
Right 😉
I installed Arch Linux for that purpose, dear. Sign me up!
As a lone wizard, this really hit home.
Yep 💯✨
go find a coven then.
I reached 30 while being a virgin.
I'm a wizard, right?
Me too 🧙♂️
I'm sorry, you got pranked. You can join the coven tho. We have cheese and tea
Isn't that Bartlebus? Wait until he gets into the mead and they'll find out why.
Happy Ostarra evrybody
The deep longing, like found family
Bad Girl Coven :p
Seems like a good setup for a harem anime
"The Wizard's Coven" he takes on whiches that got rejected from joining covens