this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2026
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[–] Major_Tsiom@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago

That couch is TITS! I want it!

[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

That desk though. 😍

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can't imagine anyone actually making a guillotine with such a long blade. It wouldn't be able to get enough momentum to cleanly cut through in a single motion, which is the entire point of the guillotine. Is that slop?

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's a standing mirror stylized as a guillotine.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can use a much shorter blade with weights instead.
Per YouTube videos I watched with testing.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or downward facing rocket motors.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah another person made one with hydraulics.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You wanted a partially broken mirror?

[–] chicken@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well it’d be hard to guillotine some with a non broken mirror

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

it would be with that attitude

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Probably Halloween decoration?

[–] Nuerion@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

idk the guillotine mirror is pretty cool imo

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You guys don’t follow Cancer Christ?!

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm actually not familiar with the song or artist

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don’t, either, but it’s in the screenshot for the guillotine photo. Trying to be funny. Although it is kinda because I love death metal and that does plausibly sound like a band name in that genre.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah so it's exactly what I was expecting

Cover art of the album is Jesus shooting himself in the head with a shot gun.

They went hard with that one.

https://youtu.be/YO8B8oNTySU