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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Moisturized.

Motherfucker looks like a human version of Mario Bros' Dry Bones.

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Maybe he's not talking about his face.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You can tell from the background that this isn't my attic.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Imagine your surprise when you go up and find that he's not only up there, but he's remodeled it and it's nicer than the downstairs.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh my, I hope he didn't get rid of my private collection.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

idk, he's focused

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 1 month ago

If you were going up to the attice once per day to enjoy your private collection. I really hope the man in attic doesn't touch any of that.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

You're right I can

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can tell that this isn't my attic by the fact that I don't have an attic.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

you have one, you just don't know.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fitter

Happier

More productive

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ᶜᵒᵐᶠᵒʳᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ

ᴺᵒᵗ ᵈʳⁱⁿᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ

ᴿᵉᵍᵘˡᵃʳ ᵉˣᵉʳᶜⁱˢᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʸᵐ ⁽³ ᵈᵃʸˢ ᵃ ʷᵉᵉᵏ⁾

ᴳᵉᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃˢˢᵒᶜⁱᵃᵗᵉ ᵉᵐᵖˡᵒʸᵉᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉᵐᵖᵒʳᵃʳⁱᵉˢ

ᴬᵗ ᵉᵃˢᵉ

ᴱᵃᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʷᵉˡˡ ⁽ⁿᵒ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵐⁱᶜʳᵒʷᵃᵛᵉ ᵈⁱⁿⁿᵉʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵃᵗᵘʳᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᶠᵃᵗˢ⁾

ᴬ ᵖᵃᵗⁱᵉⁿᵗ, ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵈʳⁱᵛᵉʳ

ᴬ ˢᵃᶠᵉʳ ᶜᵃʳ ⁽ᵇᵃᵇʸ ˢᵐⁱˡⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˢᵉᵃᵗ⁾

ˢˡᵉᵉᵖⁱⁿᵍ ʷᵉˡˡ ⁽ⁿᵒ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐˢ⁾

ᴺᵒ ᵖᵃʳᵃⁿᵒⁱᵃ

ᶜᵃʳᵉᶠᵘˡ ᵗᵒ ᵃˡˡ ᵃⁿⁱᵐᵃˡˢ ⁽ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷᵃˢʰⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵖⁱᵈᵉʳˢ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖˡᵘᵍʰᵒˡᵉ⁾

ᴷᵉᵉᵖ ⁱⁿ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵃᶜᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵒˡᵈ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ ⁽ᵉⁿʲᵒʸ ᵃ ᵈʳⁱⁿᵏ ⁿᵒʷ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ⁾

ᵂⁱˡˡ ᶠʳᵉqᵘᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗ ᵃᵗ ⁽ᵐᵒʳᵃˡ⁾ ᵇᵃⁿᵏ ⁽ʰᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃˡˡ ⁾ ᶠᵃᵛᵒᵘʳˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᶠᵃᵛᵒᵘʳˢ

ᶠᵒⁿᵈ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ⁱⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ

ᶜʰᵃʳⁱᵗʸ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵒʳᵈᵉʳˢ

ᴼⁿ ˢᵘⁿᵈᵃʸˢ ʳⁱⁿᵍ ʳᵒᵃᵈ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳᵐᵃʳᵏᵉᵗ

⁽ᴺᵒ ᵏⁱˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵒᵗʰˢ ᵒʳ ᵖᵘᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵒⁱˡⁱⁿᵍ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃⁿᵗˢ⁾

ᶜᵃʳ ʷᵃˢʰ ⁽ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵒⁿ ˢᵘⁿᵈᵃʸˢ⁾

ᴺᵒ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵃᶠʳᵃⁱᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʳᵏ ᵒʳ ᵐⁱᵈᵈᵃʸ ˢʰᵃᵈᵒʷˢ

ᴺᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʳⁱᵈⁱᶜᵘˡᵒᵘˢˡʸ ᵗᵉᵉⁿᵃᵍᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵉˢᵖᵉʳᵃᵗᵉ

ᴺᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈⁱˢʰ

ᴬᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵖᵃᶜᵉ

ˢˡᵒʷᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜᵃˡᶜᵘˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ

ᴺᵒ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵉˢᶜᵃᵖᵉ

ᴺᵒʷ ˢᵉˡᶠ⁻ᵉᵐᵖˡᵒʸᵉᵈ

ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉʳⁿᵉᵈ ⁽ᵇᵘᵗ ᵖᵒʷᵉʳˡᵉˢˢ⁾

ᴬⁿ ᵉᵐᵖᵒʷᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱⁿᶠᵒʳᵐᵉᵈ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᶜⁱᵉᵗʸ ⁽ᵖʳᵃᵍᵐᵃᵗⁱˢᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ⁱᵈᵉᵃˡⁱˢᵐ⁾

ᵂⁱˡˡ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶜʳʸ ⁱⁿ ᵖᵘᵇˡⁱᶜ

ᴸᵉˢˢ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ⁱˡˡⁿᵉˢˢ

ᵀʸʳᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵍʳⁱᵖ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵉᵗ ⁽ˢʰᵒᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵇᵃᵇʸ ˢᵗʳᵃᵖᵖᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˢᵉᵃᵗ⁾

ᴬ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳʸ

ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᶜʳⁱᵉˢ ᵃᵗ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᶠⁱˡᵐ

ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵏⁱˢˢᵉˢ ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵃˡⁱᵛᵃ

ᴺᵒ ˡᵒⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵉᵐᵖᵗʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶠʳᵃⁿᵗⁱᶜ

ᴸⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵗ

ᵀⁱᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ˢᵗⁱᶜᵏ

ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵈʳⁱᵛᵉⁿ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᶠʳᵒᶻᵉⁿ ʷⁱⁿᵗᵉʳ ˢʰⁱᵗ ⁽ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᵇⁱˡⁱᵗʸ ᵗᵒ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰ ᵃᵗ ʷᵉᵃᵏⁿᵉˢˢ⁾

ᶜᵃˡᵐ

ᶠⁱᵗᵗᵉʳ, ʰᵉᵃˡᵗʰⁱᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ

ᴬ ᵖⁱᵍ

ᴵⁿ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵍᵉ

ᴼⁿ ᵃⁿᵗⁱᵇⁱᵒᵗⁱᶜˢ

[–] Fortatech 3 points 1 month ago

I get that reference :)

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Doesn't' seem unbothered, moisturized or happy.

Going by that, he ain't in my attic, doesn't have a gun and is not concentrated.

But these are all things you can't really tell from a picture. He might just have stepped on a Lego at that moment.

Brb just checking the attic.

[–] unnamed1@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Genuinely creepy

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

No no. It's the right number.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

thanks. keep watch for the fuzz.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

This image reminds me of something that I can't quite place.