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Not The Onion

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[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

In my defense I'm waiting for the coffee to kick in... But I thought the image belonged to this post and I had a giggle.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Real story would be if the planet was Onion shape and athmosphere was Not The Onion.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Officially named PSR J2322-2650b, this object has an exotic helium-and-carbon-dominated atmosphere unlike any ever seen before. It has a mass about the same as Jupiter, but soot clouds float through the air—and deep within the planet, these carbon clouds can condense and form diamonds. It orbits a rapidly spinning neutron star.

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It always bogles my brain that they can tell all these things based on light shifts and what not. So this lemon shape, is the heavy star nearby pulling it apart or something to elongate it like that?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's my understanding based on the article, it orbits a star the weight of ours but the size of a basketball or something insane like that

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Neutron stars have a diameter of approximately 20 km. Still tiny in cosmic terms.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

So, did the star blow off a layer of carbon on a previous do-over?

[–] bklyn@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Lemon-shaped? I wasn’t aware that was an option.