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[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

North Pole Inc: .... you must jingle all the way or else you will arrested to be taken to a one horse open sleigh re-education camp

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The jingling continues until fun riding a one horse open sleigh improves

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

If give a man a jingle, he will jingle for a day

If you teach a man to jingle, he will JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

(stolen from the comment section of a Conan video)

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago

It is perfectly okay to jingle for however long you're comfortable with. In fact, I'll be jingling back towards my apartment to take a cozy nap.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're dashing through the snow, not enjoying a leisurely and romantic sleigh ride with loved ones

If we don't want to jingle all the way then we can heck all the way off

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 2 points 1 day ago

ON CRASHER! ON THRASHER! ON VOMIT AND BLITZKRIEG!!!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That may be fine,
but it's not dandy.