Being an alchemist grants you immortality
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extra humorous if alchemy is only taken as a literal proto-chemistry, disregarding its symbolic roots as proto-psychology (i.e.a type of self-work therapy)
that's modern nonsense, alchemy was literal
Therapy ? You mean that do-nothing treatment, where you get your money stolen & get prescribed drugs that do the ACTUAL job ??
Also you get asked questions to which the answers are mostly "I don't know" & in a lot of cases just get gaslit. Good one people.
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