Looking for the perfect holiday gift? This year, give them the finger.
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2025
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Funny, this made me think of kidnapping & ransom demand.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
WITH nail polish
I could use an extra finger or two for real though, no reason, don't ask.
We all could use just one more finger to hold something down when building models. We get it
two in the pink and two in the stink.
This is brilliant! Gonna see if I can find one.
New Bond villain just dropped: “WhiteFinger”
FingerFinger
Kid named FingerFinger
Ah HA!
Get one for each digit!
Last Christmas, I gave you my finger