"I am Arthgar the Everlasting, bow before my immortal pow... Could you put your pants back on please? I'm trying to monologue here"
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "everlasting," eh?
Look, with time and practice come results, and an immortal lich has a lot of time on their hands, if you catch my drift
It means you can't suck me dry wink wink
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He's only concerned because the bard is really hot and he'd totally be dtf
That's why you keep your boss dungeons cold.
That's how my bard keeps their nips tight.