The sign says "All you CAN eat" not "stop before you're sick". Square up, plate of General Tsao's chicken
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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Way worse is when you have a sandwich with chips (crisps for UK folk) on the side. You've finished your sandwich but are still snacking on the chips as you are chatting. Until you don't pay attention for three seconds and the waitress takes away your plate with the remaining chips. This happened to me once, about 10 years ago, and I've still not gotten over it.
Fuck, pavlov strikes again.
Well, not really, but, I have restaurant style chips, snd salsa... and now I am going to eat them.