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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

It looks like it's going to crawl up your nose and into your brain.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 days ago

Shrimps is ~~bugs~~ corn

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I've never been more sad that the singular and plural for corn is the same.

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dude, NSFW!  My boss nearly caught me looking at this raw hard corn!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is cornography banned from your workplace?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As long as it doesn't involve a corn hole

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My wife's job once involved her having to visit cincinnaticornhole.com

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

What about CornHub?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Hard pore corn

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Eh, as somebody who used to garden, sometimes the crop fails due to any number of factors outside your control. That's why you have a diverse range of crops so that you have something at the end of the harvest season.

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Shrimp disguise

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 2 days ago

"Gentlemen, BEHOLD--"

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Any professional corn farmers in the crowd? My unprofessional opinion: it didn’t get pollinated enough.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i'm not, but grampgramp had a farm. i can tell you with 97% certainty that that is not a cow

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man, there's nothing like the humble wisdom of an old farmhand to ground a person

humble? did you miss the sequins?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

What is this, corn for ants?

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

What a mighty harvest!

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

This what happens when you dedicate your crop to Nurgle.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought was a shrimp saying "heeeey" .

It was saying "RRRREEE UUUUUUU RREEEEAAADDDYY???"

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How'd op get a picture of my scrotum?

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Thought this was a biblically accurate lorikeet from the thumbnail

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Hi, is this corn still available before Thanksgiving?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago

That's huge!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago