It's not my fault helping others is easier than helping yourself.
Being the person you've always wanted its less scary than loving yourself.
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It's not my fault helping others is easier than helping yourself.
Being the person you've always wanted its less scary than loving yourself.
Every psychopharmacologist I've met is a crazy pill addict and frankly I support them for chasing their passions.