Wait, hold on, slow down. Are you telling me there are bots on Reddit?
Greentext
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Transcription
4chan greentext post with a photo of a robot with its mouth open wide in surprise, wearing glasses and an orange singlet with the Reddit logo on it:
>be me bored redditor
>click on obvious bot account using ChatGPT
>want to check post history for confirmation
>"this user has no posts"
>wtf.jpg
>realize reddit added an option to make post history invisible
>bots now basically untraceable
>reddit "accidentally" made it harder to tell real users from bots
>engagement numbers go up nobody questions it
"be me, Reddit sheep"
FTFY
Jfc