When you can afford a pretty decent house as a shoe salesman
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025
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Even in the 90s we all watched and understood that family was barely hanging on financially. One constant visual reminder was that sofa was already 20 years out of style and they couldn't afford a new one. And Al Bundy regularly mentioned money woes.
Some people pay thousands for personal shoe--advice in a luxury shoe-shop, to get too expensive shoes. Monthly.
Al Bundy did not work in a high end store though lol.
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