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This is ridiculous.
Fuck Amazon and Jeff Bozo, that creepy little steroid-filled toad man
I always write a gift note that says “fuck Jeff Bezos”. Then his machines are spending paper and ink talking shit.
Oh wow you really got him

Be a lot cooler if you did the same whilst not making that same Jeff even more profit (ie buying the same thing from somewhere else, preferably the manufacturer or a local/smaller business).
I try to buy small business any chance I get, but unfortunately it just doesn’t always work out that way.
write it in zalgo so they'd have an ass seizure :D
Couldn't you just stop using Amazon? I stopped years ago and have not run into any emergencies that I desperately needed Amazon for.