This is propaganda by big poop knife. No one needs a poop knife when all you really need is a little practice to master the art of stomp waffling.
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2025
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I can't say I'm deep enough into knowledge about this to deny I have been brainwashed by big poop knife. But I generally keep my showering and pooping separate, I generally poop more often than I shower. Maybe eating less fiber and getting to a one big poop a day schedule and doing that while showering is the correct way of life.
Waffle Stomping. ;)
As long as it's not Crepe Curbing I think we're all in agreement here!
Yes, but it's important not to waffle on your stomp when stomping your waffle.
A proper waffle stomp should be made with conviction.
How about a poop sponge? Seems a little safer.
The Xylospongium!
Pretty sure that's for a different purpose. A poop knife is for when you drop logs too big that they clog the toilet, you just slice them up a bit and down they go! I don't think using this to mush them would be as effective and satisfying, this would also definitely be harder to wash clean.
Its purpose is just speculative, I read just a bit on Wiki, its a toiletry implement of some kind, maybe for cleaning toilets. There's cleaning instructions, a bit of hot water and vinegar and its like brand new.
Treat yourself, get a full carving set!
Everyone needs a good poop knife!
Yes, and I've found the need for it more and more the older I get. Always better this have one and not need it than the other way around!
no fcking way, I didn't knew this was a thing
Twas a thing back in thus Reddit days.
I'm very glad to have shown you the light, praise be on your further deuce dropping adventures!
Fecal slicer
That's just for pros.
Ain't nobody need to buy a poop knife when you can walk outside and get yourself a poop stick that does the same thing
You guys need a bidet.
Thumb it, then wash.