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submitted 1 week ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"The design drew inspiration from the concept of "a piece of cloth"

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[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I’m here having to plan my meals and apple does shit like this. I can’t help but 😂.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 week ago

capitalism breeding innovation right before our eyes!

[–] londos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sock jokes aside, remember police need probable cause to search your person/pockets, but not your purse/bag.

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[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Inspired by the barracks makeshift meteor hammer weapon - hard soap in a stocking. * Fullmetal Jacket

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 1 week ago

perfect to get your iphone stolen from your shoulder

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

[–] Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 week ago

Genius move by apple tbh

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