My poor FBI agent must be so bored without me
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2025
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Don't worry, he knows to call us at the National Park Service when he's bored and lonely. Few know what kinky stuff happens in the woods. He does.
Ha. Jokes on all you. The obvious three-letter-angencies are still working because of law, and all thems peeps is still talking to me.
Plus one of my favorite pick up lines still works.
That line is?
"{flattering remark or observation based on some form of displayed intellect}. So are you sent from heaven, or do I need to see the warrant first?"