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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Beer has too many empty calories. Try vodka instead. Less carbs and You get drunk faster.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Alcohol is just plain bad for you AND it makes you feel like shit. Try heroin!

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, i googled to check if someone will correct me on this, and it turns out: alcohol is not carbs. Anyway, who cares

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

how many carbs in bourbon

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Years of Internet training almost fooled me into seeing dickbutt in the back