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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You joke but I'm pretty sure "stop doing acid" is a big epiphany that most LSD enjoyers receive at one point or another. Whether they listen, however...

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you get the message, hang up the phone.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Basically. Know of a lot of people who gave up other narcotics afterwards too.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Quitters and cowards who gazed into the faces of the Old Ones and hid themselves in terror of their insignificance

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Good way of describing it, yeah.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I ate a quarter ounce of mushrooms as a teenager and got to experience ego death.

I'd done small doses of mushrooms a couple times since then over the years and every time it felt like I was trespassing. Like I didn't belong in that headspace anymore.

I was like: yeah that's cool.