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My question immediately is about the placement of the cotton ball. Is it like... on a small platform behind the person in question, or is it nestled in their ass crack right above the hole? Is the person bent over? Because I would assume they would have to be for the fart to have upward thrust instead of downward.
I have already thought about this way too much.
Also a cotton ball is pretty light but has terrible aerodynamics. I guess a styrofoam ball or a table tennis ball would work better
Yeah, that's the point. Their fart is about to be so powerful that the laws of aerodynamics take a backseat.
What is that undefinable mass? It doesn't even look like food. People eat that shit? I've seen cat food looking better than this which probably is healthier too.
I don't know if it's undefinable. There's a burger of some sort (i don't eat Wendy's looks like bacon or bad-lighting lettuce out of the bun), a cup of chili, French fries, and cheese bread.
Unhealthy for sure, but those 4 things are pretty easy to spot
If I would get any of what you described in my country, it would look completely different, except maybe for the fries.
Are those from 'fast food' locations, where the food is meant to be cheap, mostly edible, and filled with fillers/garbage? If not, stop looking for gourmet from what is essentially McDonalds (in the picture it's Wendy's and Little Ceasars, a fast food pizza place that is boasted as the cheapest pizzas)
Yes, even from those places. Fast food in the Netherlands isn't cheap. It needs to follow the very high food standards too. Look at these prices: https://www.thuisbezorgd.nl/menu/mcdonalds-amersfoort-centrum-1
You're not allowed to sell toxic waste over here.
You're encouraged to shovel toxic garbage into the masses here. They said 'Bread and Circus' so we're getting sucrose-brioche and 24 hours of terrible news to watch.
That's crazy to know the Netherlands fast food isn't exactly cheap. It's becoming not cheap here, as well, the prices rising faster than the cost of living and only a little behind grocery prices.