Option C: my toilet is an academic and critiques my eating habits
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2025
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Reviewer #2 is not pleased.
Aroma was sufficiently powerful. Too little fiber, brown hue was disappointing. 2/10, would not recommend.
Definitely crave it.
Otherwise, you're literally a slave owner.
Question: does it have a way to letting me know?
Yeah. It moans if it likes it, silent if it doesn't
TIL my toilet is sentient, and very unhappy.
LOL. Fuck it, I'm using a chamber pot.
If my toilet were sentient, I choose option 3: I'm getting a new, non-sentient toilet.
Crave for sure. Is it weird? Yeah. But would I rather be part of a consensual interaction than a non-consensual one? Yeah.