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[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

give me and place

kinky.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

A gallon is either 4.5 ℓ in the UK or 3.8 ℓ in the US, or it might be used figuratively to just mean "a lot".

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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to love dairy and milk. Now I'm lactose intolerant. Drinking milk means destroying another toilet these days.

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

My sincere, deep condolences

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Americans still eating fucking eggs like Gaston, and freaking out whenever the price goes up because they have a dozen a day.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude had 60 eggs every morning. That means there's basically an entire henhouse dedicated to his breakfast.

Meanwhile, in town there's a woman panicking to get just a few eggs, and the rest of the food in town seems overpriced.

Gaston was wrecking the local economy with his appetite.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Instead gen z have to deal with parents who give them bleach enemas to prevent autism.

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