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[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 34 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

[–] moody@lemmings.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 4 weeks ago

No, they fucked the Xbox.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You're allowed to walk out of movies without doing a barrel roll.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 4 weeks ago

Thanks, I thought i was a goner.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

This is how I find out there's a Blue Beetle movie? Two years ago?!

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Sorry sir, not even fictional kids movie are "that" dumb.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

So... dude walked through the screen and a wall or two?