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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if the AI video was prompted by a trump supporter or a critic (like the weird gaza video)

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Well, guaranteed he didn’t make it himself, he approved it, but I don’t think he knows how to do anything on the internet/phone on his own.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kremlin's number one court jester.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Kremlins useful agent, along side hesgeth, krasnov, TULSI gabbard FOX news employees, and the rest of the gop, + the grifters like POOL, libsoftiktok,,,etc. i believe court jester would be STEVEN SEAGULL.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Donald the wannabe king posts video in which he shares with the world that his incontinence is so bad and his diarrheas so plentiful that he could cover 2% of America's total population with the contents of a single one of his manbaby diapers.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Are we "there yet" America?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess we all know what they were throwing out of the White House window

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No wonder the Brown House has been looking like that.

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe Americans will wake up to what Trump actually thinks of them?

H AHA HA. Oh man, I crack myself up.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe Americans will wake up to what Trump actually thinks of them?

"Oh, the CHOSEN ONE has decided to grace us with his feces! We are praised!!"

Millions died for Hitler and Mussolini and Hirohito.

[–] who@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The actual post on truth social is embedded in the original article.

Now I have truth social in my history.

[–] who@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Yes. I posted the link because some of us won't visit that site, but are curious about the video.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Like I say, ifnyou need an AI to help prove your point, your point is completely moot. Adding AI to your argument already cements in my mind you are about as intelligent as said AI ( which is saying your IQ is off the charts... in the wrong direction ).

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

no no no... just for today... this is shit on America day.

[–] Internetexplorer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
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