this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Hey there's a sublime song about this

[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 1 points 1 month ago

idk maybe i don't need OP or lemmy if this is cool...

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago
[–] Aeao@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

“I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But CNN referred to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse

While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian rock
Eats feces and quotes from 'Deliverance'
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince”

[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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