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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

I bet he thought so. Had to report to his son about it.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

“Flood the zone with shit.”

[–] Deathgl0be@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

His protection of pedophiles is the most threatening thing I’ve ever seen.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

He prolly recognized some of the penises and panicked.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

US House Speaker A Giant Fucking Pussy

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is that even an article? It doesn't even have a full quote.

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I suppose that's probably tied for the most threatening thing against ICE he's seen, but that's because nothing particularly threatening has been done at all. So, technically the truth?

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What a pussy. You live in a state with alligators and this is the most threatening thing you've ever seen? What a loser.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Must be a candy ass life, then.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lmao, Christians are too funny to me. Violence and murder, a-ok; little bit of nudity, "they're very threatening!"

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

checks

Okay, this isn't nottheonion

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing more threatening than a limp flaccid cock amirite?

#incels

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago

Has he seen the school board meetings about banning books?

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Just wait till No Kings II. We're going to turn out so peacefully it just might scare him into a coma.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Well we just found out who doesn't pay attention to their security briefings

Or those are all things he wants to happen....

[–] Corelli_III@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

we should show him a pike and shot line so he can compare the two

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Damn, he must never get out of his house then

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I wonder what his thoughts are with Adam & Eve... or Adam & Steve, as rumors suggest.

[–] Geekocracy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be honest, I thought the furies dancing was way more disturbing

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Motherfucker hasn't met me yet. Because I'm far more threatening to ICE than anything Portland has to offer.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That racist loser would hold the same opinion for a FKK (Freikörperkultur, Free Body Culture) beach in Germany.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Careful, men - those guys are packing!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 month ago

All those poor ICE babies saw nudity, which made them horny, which means that they're all going to hell now 😔 .

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Poor wittle snowflake

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