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[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My ring is made of silicone. Nice little grooves so it doesn't trap sweat, too. Lightweight, durable, replacable, and a lifetime warranty.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where'd you get it from? Curious about the grooves

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[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Blaming Sooners is weird, since the trend is slowly moving away from diamonds

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Car getting devaluated after buy it's a total scam!!! I'd love to go there, let me feel the steering wheel and say "hmmm what? Dude, I just touched the steer, that devaluated the car, why are you selling to me as new??"

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Show cars are sold with a discount.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Nice. Didn't knew that.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

What happened next?

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Get ye some moissonite, son

[–] CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What board has posts like this nowadays? I was on the chans a few weeks back and it was basically all brain rot and fascism.

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

I don't really know about posts like this, but the only board I occasionally go on these days is DIY. Still riddled with brain rot and fascism, but some of the 3d printing and sewing threads are interesting imo

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