I'm still too scared of the road and of my ADHD to bike, me take tram and walk
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2025
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That's exactly how I arrived at this theory. Went on a particularly nice bike ride last summer and suddenly remembered that feeling of freedom I got from owning my first bike.
i grew up in Barcelona with a bike.
never in my life I've felt that sense of freedom.
even with a car. not even close
I can't believe more people have figured this out yet. The simple answer is: money. The REAL answer is that money itself is the dominant life form on our planet. Humans are powerless against anything that allows money to congregate and reproduce. Billionaires are quite literally the reproductive organs of the money demon that rules us. Politicians are the brain. We (the tax paying citizens) are the food.
So why do we drive cars instead of riding bikes? Money wills it so.
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