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Former Syrian president Assad is video gaming in a luxury Moscow apartment: Report (www.fastcompany.com)
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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New streamer incoming ...

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

With the way this decade is going, that wouldn't surprise me. He'd probably do numbers, too.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Imagine being so rich that this is what your rock bottom looks like

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Paywall removed https://archive.is/BYbhU

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Weird fun news but that site is cancer

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Video gaming? How exotic!

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

He’s just like us!

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

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[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 1 month ago

Jerking off at?