Ya know, I've spent a lot of time on the internet. Not much can surprise me at this point. Brillo pad-ing a penis chemical burn was a surprise though. I wonder if it was permanently camo.
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See, having read the “swamps of Dagobah” story, I didn't want to tap out at any point in this story. It was kind of cute actually.
apparently, its not caustic in the chemical sense, but you can get something like contact dermatitis.
It's just a delightful story. I would happily read stories like this every day. The trick is to imagine someone you don't much like on the phone. This time for me it was Farage. That was great.
I'm resisting the urge to get suno.ai to generate a camo print garlic cock punk song.