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Did Charles Kirk incite stochastic trerrorism?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's so brave for checks notes getting shot, and not dodging the bullet, lest someone behind him get hit.

[โ€“] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thank you Charlie Kirk, for your sacrifice, and saving the people behind him. What a guy.

If many more conservatives also want to do the same and be like Charlie, that would win me over.

[โ€“] Karjalan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

There wasn't even anyone behind him was there?

[โ€“] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well at least his corpse was good for something

[โ€“] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It gave us some dank ass memes

[โ€“] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 months ago

Wasn't he shot the neck instead of the ass?

[โ€“] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

Well we all saw a man turned into a fountain.

If that's not a miracle, I don't know what is.

[โ€“] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Too bad he wasn't the "man of streel" on the other side, I guess?

[โ€“] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah you know.. If you're bragging about your gods miracles, maybe you should make sure that the miracle performed at least better than a bullet proof vest?

Like, literally, humans have a better track record at stopping bullets BEFORE THEY GO INSIDE YOUR BODY than your god who could only be arsed to stop said bullet on its way out...

In all seriousness though, this is perfectly normal. Depending on bullet weight, speed, distance it traveled, materials it has hit on its way in, materials it has hit inside, it might leave the body, stay inside, maybe hit a bone and change trajectory completely, etc.

Nothing miraculous to see here

[โ€“] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

LEAD BULLETS CAN'T MELT STEEL PEOPLE

[โ€“] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I saw this moronic take on the Facebook of the most maga person I know. It was very hard to ignore as were all her stupid takes in the last week.

[โ€“] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They misspelled holey

[โ€“] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

MAN OF STEEL

So was that all fluid rust that came squirting out of him, then?

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