Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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I will have my laptop and be available intermittently (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yet people on the bottom of the leader love to be treated like trash.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People at the bottom are like the woman who lives with a guy who regularly treats her like shit, gets drunk and beats her up, but when he says,"Baby I love you", forgets everything.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If you work really hard maybe next year I'll give you a rais... a bonus!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

"If you need to contact me during the operation, message my heart surgeon"

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

My boss is like "You're looking stressed. Take some holiday before you burn out."

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The heart problems have been a production of the American Association of Processed Food Advertising.

No fresh vegetables were harmed in the making this text message.

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