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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Okay, I'm currently working in a shitty Hungarian government program, because if they gave me welfare, I would spend that money on drugs then overdose immediately. Let's see what kind of job openings are for me in my local area:

  • Surgeon (I don't have a doctor's license)
  • Teacher (I don't have a teaching license)
  • Construction worker (no training + too disabled for it)
  • Factory job 60+km away (too disabled to wake up at 4AM)
  • The "computer repair man" job my relatives thought I was learing for when I told them I learned to be a software engineer (requires driver's license, "not recommended" for me to get one due to history with seizures plus medication side effects mess with every ability needed for driving a car)
  • CNC machine programmer my relatives also thought software engineering meant (requires a training I don't have, also I'm cooked the moment I have to lift too heavy objects to the machine)
  • Welding (too disabled for it)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He knows all about " you" problems. He looks them in the eye every day when shaves

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