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I mean, with how America is going, a kevlar baby carrier might be a reasonable purchase. Sigh.
Tactical papoose.
Masculinity, so fragile...
So, I don't hate tacti-cool baby gear, but it does make me angry.
It should have been high quality baby gear targeted at guys being silly. The glaring contrast between its function and its theme should be intentionally funny.
Instead you've got sexist shit trying to convince guys that it's okay, you can still be hyper masculine even if you care for your children, and selling profoundly inferior crap that's not even leveraging the ridiculous marketing options.
All the actual baby supply companies have instead started using the stuff you would want out of "tactical baby gear", and coloring it in cheerful colors that aren't traditionally gendered.
It's just a wasted opportunity for a good laugh that instead brings more shit into the world.
Don't forget to complete your style with your tactical baby.

the kid doesn't even get their own holster? WTF is the kid supposed to do with it's gun?
Laugh it up, funny boy. I know that even my six month old gets called up and sent to Afghanistan I'll be ready and you won't.
Men need to feel like they're in the army to take on operation traditionaly woman's work
It’s pretty gross to pin this on an entire gender.
Someone will think that's your armor plate carrier
Kevlar for your baby seems like a good idea in the US
Actually kind of looks cool if you are into military gear… what’s the big deal.
Dad’s are awesome
Tactical dads are OP