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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nope. Three ring binder with page protectors for the important stuff. Some of the page protectors have stickers with descriptions on them. Most of the papers have additionally been scanned and put into an external drive that is decently organized.

Scattered paperwork drives me nuts.

[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Same, everything is nicely filed and stored. The only difference is that they live in a cabinet with extension cords, some random notebooks, a ceramic horse statue, 2 jars of weed, holiday decorations, a rock and a plastic dinosaur.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 3 months ago

Yup, mines in a filing box. Such a simple thing to do, of course my closet is also organized into labeled clear bins, soooo...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'll have you know I keep my garbage in a separate drawer. 😤

Last piece of kept garbage: The wrapper of a fancy chocolate because it had a poem on it.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I've got a drawer of Green & Blacks chocolate bar wrappers because they are a pretty matte gold and "I COULD USE THESE FOR CRAFTS!!" I don't even eat chocolate, I save other people's trash.

[–] ConsumptionOne@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

ITT: People who need to learn about document fire safes.

They're like $30 and will keep your passports, birth certificates, and social security cards from burning up.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yep, and your drugs and guns. It's a real treasure trove.

[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

And your bottle caps.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

i'm a dork and found a fireproof filing cabinet

[–] NochMehrG@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago

I‘m at least adjacent to this group. I have this drawer where my mail goes after reading. So there’s a bunch of stuff in there which is quite important and waits for the day the drawer gets full and I finally have to file it.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Checks out. Got the rental agreement for my appartment in the same drawer as age old covid tests that probably won't work anymore.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I asked the nurse yesterday if my old COVID tests were good. She thought a moment and said, yeah, people that bring in their positive and negative results almost always agree with the lab results.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

No drawer here. I do however have a "box of essential stuff."

Manuals, gas certificates, Henry hoover bags. A screw for something that I might need some day. All essential.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Let me show you my drawer of assorted wire.

[–] Thyazide@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Why are you speaking so about my office.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Y’all gotta learn to German.