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this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2025
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Be not ~~afraid~~ gluten intolerant.
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I spent like 10 minutes making a creepy face with multioculars and the damn formatting ate it twice.
amazing work
Better than what I see. They aren't even honey combs. They're just lines.
Posting pictures on piefed is difficult but if you want to see what it was supposed to look like, I uploaded it to an emoticon/emoji site here. It's a little way down the page but you can't miss it
Houndeyes summoned 😏
Who's a pretty baby? Yes you are!
I can hear this image.
Your username! It's a cat! I suddenly saw it and now I love it.
Oh! If you only see the ASCII version, like Voyager users, it's "ᓚᘏᗢ", all Canadian Aboriginal syllabics. ^📱^ᖩ~🚽~
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じしˍ,)ノDarn, my phone still has a font with 7 eyes instead of 10
Is it meant to be ten or am I missing a joke? I also only have 7.
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Ten is correct.
I prefer 7 tbh, it's a neat hexagon. Although Unicode will obviously favor whoever needs to write серафими многоꙮчитїи (multiocular seraphim) the same as that one bloke in 15^th^ century Cyrillic again.
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Thank you :)
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Ugh. The trypophobia kicked in. This reminds me of looking at a maggot hole one of my dogs had.
Watching the removal of mango worms still makes me oddly happy, and horribly unnerved as I scratch at the eye-hidden parts of my body.
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Yog-Sothoth is finally awake
No visible mold. I'd pour off the hooch, put it through a couple feeding cycles, and see how it smells.
Give your mother a kiss
I can imagine those words coming out of that jar.
Where is that from? Is that Cowboy Beebop? The art style looks like it, but it's been a very long time since I last watched it.
Yeah it's cowboy bebop. It's from the episode where they have a monster that was leftovers in the fridge roaming the ship and terrorizing then.
Thanks for the recap! I can't remember anything at all about that episode.
Sounds like it might be time for a rewatch! I probably should rewatch it too...
But that's a fun episode. The episode's plot is basically Alien if the alien was a sentient spoiled food item.
Enjoy this Fun mva from 17 years ago ...feeling old yet?
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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
This is exactly why I love Skyrim players so much😂
Too late to burn down the house. We'll have to nuke the whole city from orbit.
MILF
Mother I Love Fermenting
Mold I'd Like to Ferment?
Mother I Left Freezing
Grant us…etc.
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