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This episode always bugged me because I don’t like parquet flooring
Hey! I don't like it that much either, but the flat we've bought sports it and I try to live with it....and by now..I kinda dig it
Keeps the work amusing and sometimes improves your tips. You're usually cramped as hell behind a bar, especially if theres another bartender or a busser back there. I liked to try to move fluidly when I was busy and why not have a little fun if you can.
Some bloke in the South East Asia:
That's impressive. So impressive that I'm trying to figure out if there is a trick or is he just skillful.
Apparently this is in a market in Bangkok, so he's just skillful.
Is that mofo on skates?
No reason? Ever see a little film called "Cocktail"?
Yeah, me either.
*neither
I wouldn't say that either :)
That’ll learn you.
Nor I
Nobody:
Memes for no reason: people for no reason
Nobody nothing?
Dunno why you're getting downvoted, it's a garbage format that needs to be retired. It adds nothing of value.
They hate me because I tell the truth
Nobody:
_druid for some reason: 😡
The joke is improved by the removal of "Nobody:", regardless of image or text, it seems. Brevity truly is the soul of wit.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
I removed all of the unnecessary detail for you.
You can continue to use that, I'm glad I was able to teach you something.
I was something.
Reason: tips
As a bartender, the reasons are basically:
1- Tips! People like a little something fun to watch. I don't drag things out or do any big fancy tricks(flair bartending is actually illegal in this State, or so I'm told), I'm not trying to hold my line up or make anyone wait for their drink longer than necessary. That being said...
2- It also alleviates boredom for me, the one making the 30th Peach Fairy Dust Spritzer of the evening. At a certain point it's all just muscle memory anyway to make the drink itself, it's fun to do something a little different.
Channelling Tom Cruise.
let's just hope the engine bay isn't carpeted for some stupid fucking reason
