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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Do you want to play a game Lindsey?

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Fer Chrissakes she was under oath she had to tell the truth because everyone already KNOWS Lady G is gay.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Many of us have felt he was before.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

We all can see it.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago
[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

This is old news. We heard about his "ladybugs."

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
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