Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because... Reasons.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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Can you send him over when you're done with him?
Spoiler alert: the cat is the scientist.
Scientist here. I would help, but I'm only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.
Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are... undiscovered... trees... in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.
Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I'm not a tree scientist, I'm a wood scientist! I'm only interested in trees AFTER they're cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!
I would have absolutely sacrificed 99.9% of the people on earth for my cat. Not even gonna sugar coat that.
She had to sacrifice him to the elder gods to make her cat immortal.
An episode of Batman including Catwoman?