Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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Absolutely (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] soloner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You absolute water bottle

[–] lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Common insult in germany for people being too stereotypically german. Used it on multiple occasions :D

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago

I don't think so, you absolute absolutist!

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

You absolute humidor. Nah. This works a lot of the time, but not all the time 🤣

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

or a decent screwdriver with absolut vodka

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i wish these awesome posts weren't blurry moldy screenshots cause I really wanna save them

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you saying they're beyond salvation?

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

i'm saying they kinda suck, probably been compressed by JPEG twice already

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

sharpen (unsharp mask)

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

r/lolsorandom

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