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[–] Colonel_Panic@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't sure where this was going but as soon as I said "George W Bush" my brain just filled in the rest.

[–] Cyanity@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Roses are red
Harambe's in heaven
George W. Bush

spoilerDid 9-11

[–] Karl@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why would he make an airplane hit those towers? Couldn't he just demolish them if he wanted to?

Not tryna disagree, I'm just not American.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a stupid conspiracy theory that he orchestrated 9/11 as an excuse to start the war in Iraq.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

It’s far more plausible that his administration ignored a credible threat to allow a security incident to use as justification. Similar to how Israel ignored intelligence of October 7.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago

Busy did, 9-11

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Would be better if this was Dick Cheney.

I'm fairly certain he was asking if she'd be chief of staff and once Bush got rejected he had to ask Dick instead.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 31 points 10 months ago

Why is Kayla dressed up in pants, shirt, sneakers and a wrist watch?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Harambe was his bastard son?

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haha, looked just like him.

Damn. On another timeline Harambe Bush for President happened.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

A much better timeline, some might say.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The world should have ended in 2016, could have died happy.

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who knew that was the good ending

[–] plyth@feddit.org 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is there an active conspiracy theory channel on lemmy?

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you’re actually serious, I would hazard. I guess that you’re probably also a Christian as well.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago

You would what, name a channel?

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

did that loose pixels over the years or this is what it looked like?

I remember it better

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Do I have to know who Harambe was/is?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 119 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We're in the age where people don't know who Harambe is 😭

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 88 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They don't even know why we're dicks out 😭

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 10 months ago

It should not be possible yet unless their parents are extremely irresponsible....

Fuck.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 98 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 10 points 10 months ago

highest upvotes/character comment I've seen this day

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

People have forgotten the one who died for our sins.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 44 points 10 months ago

We said we'd never forget. But you forgot. You forgot.

Shame on your house.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

And what does some random painter have to do with anything

[–] queekusme@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Bush did Harambe?! 😳😱

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

That's weird, I don't remember Barbara being that short. 🤔