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[–] CtrlAltDefeat@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Tf am I doing here?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not that good of an actor to be able to lie like that and keep a straight face.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or just preemptively reply with the second bit.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes it's "because you'll be paid for your time and your boss wants you on the call".

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I just say, "So, you guys need me in here?"

[–] Bill@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

What do I need prepare for my contribution in this meeting? Nothing. Ok I'll watch the recoding.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah be sure to say you won’t be a value-add. That’s a great way to not get laid off.

If you don’t know what’s going on, but they make you go to the meeting, just go to the meeting and stfu.

If you do know what’s going on, and they make you go to the meeting, and it’s a bullshit meeting, then you can tell them to fuck off.

Something something avocado toast. Get off my lawn.

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