One down.... Many more to go.
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2025
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My billionaire stepped on a bee
Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!
Think about how many joooooooooooooobs this guy made.
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Is the bee alright?
Ah this is terrible.
The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.
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Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.
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Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.
A bee just died.
Seriously. We really can't afford to lose more bees.
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RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
It's too soon for distasteful comments like this.
There's no evidence the bee died. Many species can sting more than once. Hopefully the bee can go on to sting many more allergic billionaires.
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Luigi the Bee.
Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.
Good bee.
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Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.
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So, apropro of nothing, is it possible to train bees?
"à propos of nothing" -a French speaking person with good intentions
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I feel bad for the bee.
But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.
I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!
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Bummer. I was hoping to ask whether there was a honey flavor or more of a floral sugar flavor. Apparently it's a quick death.
I was stung once by a bee when I was a kid and my mother threw mud on it. While the mud dried, it drew out the stinger.
anyhow, mad props to bees. They are heroes more ways than one. I actually find this quite inspirational. No matter how small and insignificant you may feel you are, small acts can still have big consequences.