Maybe he can write some more Google products that he can then turn around and cancel.
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In other news Katy Perry is an astronaut
He's breaking the cardinal rule: Never get high on your own supply, my dude.
Replace the CEO with AI
We don't even need complex AI to replace CEOs
One ruby script can easily:
- Lie to the public
- Tell shareholders to buy more stock
- Shift blame when a product horrifically disfigures someone
- Lobby Congress
- Lay off thousands of employees and take a fat bonus
That last one is why, have you ever tried getting a bank account in the name of a script?
The US courts gave corporations person-hood, AI just around the corner.
I've been messing around with vibe-painting, myself. Damn it feels good to be an artist.
Sounds like an appropriate use of time for a person in his position. AI obsolete the CEO, please.
Something I hadn’t considered. AI coding is going to convince managers that they were right all along — that coding can be quick and easy and engineers are just lazy.
For a while at least.
"The truth will ~~set you free~~ come back to bite you in the ass."
Just ask the product managers at Sonos!
CEOs always tell the truth right?
Google (and every other billionaire/corporation) needs plumbing repair
So he needed a massive AI to replicate the yahoo.com landing page from 1997.
If you haven't already, divest yourself of MS software and services.