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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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My favorite parts are the pissing Bart, the exposed bathroom, and all that sheet metal.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/602-S-Adams-St-Ritzville-WA-99169/85930618_zpid/

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago

Calling all renovators and bargain hunters! This 5 bedroom 3052 sq ft home presents a golden opportunity to build equity and create your dream home. Put your renovation skills to work and unlock the hidden potential of this property. With its prime location and solid bones, the possibilities are limitless. Embrace your inner designer and turn this property into a stunning showcase. From updating the kitchen to revitalizing the outdoor space, let your imagination run wild and create a home that will make a lasting impression.

Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 1 points 9 months ago

I don't understand what they were high on when they designed this.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well at least it seems to be able to function as a normal home and be neither dangerous or too uncomfortable (if you're blind). What's up with the white sploches on the black though ?

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

It might be drywall patches they didn't paint over...

[–] nouvie@ttrpg.network 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It makes me think of Betelguese.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

Definitely the home of an eccentric “artist.”